Feed me.



Hey Momma.  When are you going feed me next? I think I'm starving to death. It's been, like, three hours. Please feed me.

Hey sweet girl! You decided to wake up!
Sure did Momma, and I am so happy to see you because I love you so much.  See how much?  Will you feed me now?

If I tell you I love you and smile lots, will you feed me? Pretty please?

Mom, I feel that I am pullin' my weight here in this relationship (being cute and all).  I don't feel that you are contributing much right now!

Hmm...maybe this face will make her realize how close I am to dying from starvation.

(It worked by the way)